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Harley Quinn #14 by Amanda Conner
bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
skippercifer:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more

imagine

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive, via thisisironic21)

thebeardedcuddler:

a-blazingsoul:

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

this gives me anxiety

(via thisisironic21)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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(via slightly-elevated-youth)

birdstump:

— by WTNB_tfma

They been twerkin on spongebob before it was cool

luv-world-peace-me:

(Source: drizzy-loves-mee, via thisisironic21)

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animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.